#10 Sometimes the only way to get them back...
Is to let them go.

#9 Bessie BURN!
Churchill...Savage!

#8 When the math geek gets the best of you!
BURN!

#7 Perspective
..is important in a relationship.

#6 When you see an opening...
Take the opportunity!

#5 Here's one for the meme users!
Beware!

#4 Opportunities are everywhere...
But timing is important.

#3 Backlash!
Need to be able to take a burn yourself to be a Burn King.

#2 No more cliche`s!
Or this will happen.

#1 Poor Derek's Girlfriend...
Poor poor girl.