#13 Fail.
More correctly, she caught herself sleeping.

#12 Not really a vegan.
May be he made that tattoo to remind himself what he is.
does he even know what vegan means?

#11 Caught you.
Be honest while replying, you never know who's watching you.

#10 I'm Watching you.
When you try to show off, but someone doesn't like it.

#9 Liar.
With so much confidence, this person did not even bother to cover that water mark.

#8 Just amazing.
He taught him a nice lesson which he will never forget.
Show off needs to be at its right place.

#7 Time traveling powerade.
Looks like the powerade have traveled the time back to 1979.
And first of all who goes to grocery store in the midnight? He must a thief.

#6 Attention seeker.
After this incident he himself will not dare to upload any status about him.
But, a nice try though.

#5 Wannabe Robert downey jr.
when you try to be cool as robert downey jr, but you fail very badly.
Now he has got some serious questions to answer.

#4 Blonde for a reason.
Instead of checking your IQ, you should check your eye sight.

#3 Proof.
Just remember one thing, you are not the only one who has access to the internet, there are other people too.

#2 Be Honest.
Even harmless statements are subjected to scrutiny.
I think this was his mom.

#1 Fake promotions.
If it was real i would have done it. Only if...