Wearing one bra
Wearing that one bra in every six weeks because it’s the only one which works with a certain top, and never actually washing it.
So Creepy
Putting a bra in the washing basket and then taking it out again when you realise how uncomfortable all your other ones are for just one dress.
So Uncomfortable
Wearing a security sanitary towel as well as a tampon.
Ouch!
Getting your pubes hair trapped in a pad’s “wings.â€
Satisfying
Really enjoying plucking out ingrown hairs.
Making an art
Making hair art on the bathroom shower walls from all the hair that falls off your head.
Hmmm
Quite satisfying to pull out those stray hairs that get stuck in your bum crack.
Relaxed
Removing all your pubes hair and enjoying the breeze
Itchy
Wearing these old knickers and creating a lil’ pube ponytail through the hole.
Eww
Eating a piece of food that has fallen into your cleavage
So True
Using your bra as pockets, because let’s face it: Women’s jeans pockets are completely useless.
How Smart
Mastering taking off your bra without removing your top.
Show Time
Only shaving your legs when you know they’re going to be on show.
So Stupidity
Playing with your boobs looking in the mirror.
So Painful
Making ’em do a lil’ dance.
