#17 The official clothing line
Those plaid cargo shorts are the uniform for men who have been friend-zoned by more than one woman.

#16 Hurt Level: 80
If you crack open your thesaurus you'll find "friend zone" is a synonym for "slavery."

#15 No Escape
Now crawl back to that friend zone from whence you came.

#14 Accurate
Very very accurate.

#13 The famous line
One of the telltale signs you're firmly rooted in the friend zone and have little to no hope of making it out.

#12 Request denied.
Brutal...

#11 Friendship engagement....
Seriously?! You are just making it worse!

#10 Poor Dude Charles
If you listen for a second you can hear the sound of Charles's heart shattering into a million pieces.

#9 He knows where he is and he's not hesitant to show he's unhappy.
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

#8 The apt description of the 'friendzone'
Oh the painful accuracy.

#7 Rejection at it's best
Initiation to friendzone complete.

#6 The pain that must hide behind that smile
No mistletoe will save you from the depths of this hole we call a friend zone.

#5 The Realization
The face of a man who just realized he's worthless and destined to be forever alone.

#4 Why do they do that...
What are best guy friends for if not to hold you up so you can make out with your boyfriend?

#3 Quality Time
Chances of survival were slim already, but this guy isn't doing himself any favors.

#2 The official symabol
It's like an official league now.

#1 But then...anything is possible.
Hope is there!