#17 WHATEVER!
Be the gold digger, may be!

#16 This guy is an absolute loner!
Happy Birthday dear pen-drive, you've been with me forever!

#15 Happy Birthday
I'll put all the candles to use!

#14 Honest warning
Bio hazard ahead!

#13 This one is inexplicable!
What was he trying to do, but!?

#12 I can't do it anymore!
The treadmill by the side of garbage bin! Just not my cup of tea, man!

#11 Don't care about it!
What's there in name!

#10 Such is life
No hopes. No dreams.

#9 That's completely fine.
Ok, I'll do it all by myself.

#8 Because pepperoni is for namesake
Pepperoni Pizza, this is it!

#7 This is some offer
The most honest offer put up ever!

#6 Shortest ever movie
Story unleashed on the cover page

#5 This made me laugh too hard
I don't care, just don't care anymore!

#4 Too Literal!
This cafe owner didn't even dared to find one suitable name!

#3 Do as directed
Screw question! I'm telling the answer, mark that!

#2 Accepting Resumes
Just Like That! Welcome to the job!

#1 Screwed up symmetry!
Ok. Cats are of all sizes. Period!