17 Things To Wear When You Desperately Don't Want To Get Laid

Jan 25, 2016 Priyanka 5 views
17 Things To Wear When You Desperately Don't Want To Get Laid

#17 Wrong foot

Wearing shoes on wrong feet shall make your case strong,if you do not want to get laid.

#16 Cowboy effect

Cutting apart perfectly good pair of cowboy boots and then throw a toe ring on for good measure will certainly help you.

#15 Try jeans

You can try jeans too.

#14 Flip-Flops

If you want to avoid getting laid,you should wear toe shoes with flip-flops,sure shot idea to success.

#13 Pair of gloves

Try out pair of gloves instead of toe shoes,it can also do the needful you would like it to do.

#12 Fedora fashion

Fedora can be used for your entire group if you look at larger scale in order to ensure that abstinence is achieved in true sense.

#11 Cheese fedora

Or you can try cheese fedora,just for a change.

#10 Continue the trick

Fedora paired with misogynistic shirt, some cop shades, and slides also will make the trick work in your favour.

#9 Je ne sais quoi

Wear genitals resembling shoes,this subliminal connection between shoes and vaginas will help you achieve abstinence in amazing way infact.

#8 Samurai show

Fix umbrella in between backpack, but make sure the handle resembles that of a samurai sword, it will resemble opposite of pussy magnet.

#7 Entire house

Carry entire house on your back will help you to attain abstinence.

#6 Getting obnoxious

Expose you obnoxious behaviour to the world with these handy bluetooth "talking gloves."

#5 Chastity pleadge

Fashion yourself with vest, bowtie, and simultaneous thong to display the pledge of chastity.

#4 Jeans below

Jeans should not go up your thigh if you are serious as depicted here.

#3 Boxer line

Have a stinky pair of skid marked Hanes boxers, then use it as bra, and you will no longer see any man near you anymore.Mission accomplished.

#2 Troika sight

Go for calf coverage with cargo shorts, slides, and socks. Ultimate troika for eternal singledom.

#1 Last not least

A Dash of leather-sandal-heels will help you keep in line with your resolution of abstinence.

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