#17 Yuck!!
Worst thing to happen.

#16 Dirtsome!
But they still appears clean.

#15 Too Handy.
For what do we pay a fortune to you people ?

#14 He May Not Have Any Other Option...
But we have an option to omit eating outside frequently.

#13 If You're A Health Freak.
If you know what I mean.

#12 All Heights Crossed.
This is making me hate restaurants more and more.

#11 Let There Be Bread ?
Not anymore, please.

#10 For The Sake Of Job..
And what about the health issues you may give to others.

#9 If You Love Silverware...
You may have to compromise with such things.

#8 How Great Is Your Food ?
The taste may differ as per the waiters.

#7 Maybe That's What They Might Have Asked For..
This is all I can day to console those customers.

#6 I Give Up.
Nomore am I going to the restaurant.

#5 We Care.
Have some heart.

#4 Tongue-Tied.
How insane can one be...

#3 Before It Comes To Us...
You may eat it whole.

#2 Sour Truth!!
I'll do it myself the next time.

#1 What Do They Pay You For??
People like you are making us stay away from restaurants.