Smart man
Its good to be smart at times, intelligence pays off every once in a while.
Here was a man who once thought to get even with his wife. This is his tale of smartness and what it eventually led to

He sends a text message
This husband who had a plan up his sleeve sends a text message to his wife stating his plan for the night.
Husband: “Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return.â€

His next message was a winner
But post sending the first message, he did not receive any response. So he thought okay, let me send in another message to which her response would be guaranteed.
So he immediately sent the next message, Husband: “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car†After receiving this message, the wife instantly replied to him, Wife: “OMG really?â€

That was very clever
Expectedly, the wife after reading the second message replied to him but she didn't anticipate his next message which was quite funny and it was a sarcastic comeback from her husband side which made her believe that her husband is really smart.
After reading his wife's excitement the husband replied by saying, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.†Well, this really made us laugh and we really wanted to see the wife's expression.

Moral of the story
This story indicates that one should never underestimate the power and intelligence of one's husband.
This would make the wife more cautious from now