Son Asked His Father For A Wedding Advice. The Advice Which He Received. My Goodness!

Mike and Karen

The son, Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. The father said, “Mike, let me tell you something On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on.’

Here's what happened next.

The conversation went like...

He continued, “She did and said, ‘These are too big I can’t wear them.’I replied, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night we have never had any problems.” “Hmmm,” said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On the honeymoon

On his Mike's honeymoon, he took off his pants and said to Karen, “Here – try these on.” She tried them on and said, “These are too large, they don’t fit me.” Mike said, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike.

He'll never get into her pants

Karen said, "Here you try on mine.” He did and said, “I can’t get into your pants.”

Karen said, “Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.”
This is hilarious!